There are only two ways to live your life. One is though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. And really, if you choose the former, how can you achieve happiness?
i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing
we have a rising artist in the making
look
isn’t it adorable that’s a gosling, which is a baby goose, not the dude named ryan
but see these fluffy little puffballs
aren’t they cute
yeah
they’re really adorable up until the point when you realize they’re the SPAWN OF SATAN
LOOK AT IT ALL GROWN UP
IT HAS TEETH
THAT’S RIGHT, TEETH
TEETH ON THEIR MOTHERFUCKING TONGUE
THIS THING WILL FUCK YOU UP
THERE IS NO POINT IN RUNNING
THERE IS NO GOD DO YOU UNDERSTAND
THERE IS
NO
GOD
has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living
” you did a lovely job on the vein painting today, Phyllis”
omg
the cafe owner accused of illegally putting fish lungs in his drinks was found gill tea
could you not
comment on my post? thanks for starting that sentence for me
