There are only two ways to live your life. One is though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. And really, if you choose the former, how can you achieve happiness?
OH MY GOD IOS7 SENDS YOUR EMAILS FROM THE NAME SIRI CALLS YOU.
I’VE BEEN SIGNING EMAILS TO MY BOSS AS “JAY-Z”
If wizards just had cellphones Sirius would never have to fucking die!
Harry could have just shot him a text like
“Yo Sirius, where u at?”
“Just at home eatin some pasta”
“K good cuz I had a rly weird dream that u were wit voldemort.”
“Nah bro just chillin with kreacher”
CRISIS FUCKING AVERTED
i dont understand girls who get creeped out if a lesbian thinks theyre hot because its like hell fuckin yea someone thinks im hot
if men got periods i’m pretty sure tampons/pads/cups would be free and also sent out monthly in the post wrapped in a gunmetal grey wrapper with the word POWER and XTREAM and CORE written all over it